Wednesday, May 30, 2012

First Date Kit. If you say it fast it sounds like "First Aid Kit." That's why it's funny

We all know how stressful and potentially awkward first dates can be. Maybe you have bad breath or stale jokes. Whatever your problem with dating may be, the First Date Kit....maybe can help. If anything, the First Date Kit's powerful placebo effect is clinically proven to possibly influence the general feeling of 8% of all dates.

Buy a First Date Kit today and we will throw in another kit entirely 30% free! Don't let your dates suffer any longer!


  1. I bet Rhett and Link would make an awesome commercial for this product.

  2. ahaha so many wonderful things about this. first of all..."3/10 customers agree that using first date kit is an idea." not even a good idea! just an idea. hahaha. and the anonymous satisfied client quote. and the FDA-two thumbs part. i just love all of this. very clever!

  3. You know, I have to say, if I'd had some of my first dates show up with one of these that would have been automatically impressive. Now thanks to this top of the line product, there is hope! :)

  4. This cracks me up! All of it! I can't wait to see your future products. :)