Our roommate Michael, commonly referred to as "Barack," wants change, and he wants it now. Its not the economical mess, or the war, or health care, or foreign relations that has him worried. It's hairstyles. Michael thinks that two eligible bachelors need two stylish cuts. In a recent press conference "Barack" told reporters that Tanner's neatly parted hair "should only be worn by 50 year old men" and that Bryan's frontward spike "resembles the Statue of Liberty." These and other statements have caused no small stir among Conservatives and Liberals alike.
Republican Presidential Candidate, Mitt Romney, a long-time supporter of parted hair, countered Barack with this statement: "People from both political parties have long recognized that [hair] without [a part] creates negative incentives that lead to permanent poverty. It robs people of self-esteem."
The heated debate continues, but only one side will win. So, we ask the American people, is it time for change?
Maybe he's jealous of two young bachelors having hair better than his own, and wants them to cut it all off so he can reign supreme? Don't give in! You're back in America, you're seeing the "change" that the other Barack has brought. Don't give in to the demands of this imposter!
ReplyDeleteAlso, I didn't think a Nancy Pelosi-hairstyle would suit Bryan much... but it does! This is change I can vote for.
ReplyDeleteI think Nancy Pelosi is pretty stylin' hahahaha!
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ReplyDeletehahahaha This blog always makes my day!
ReplyDelete(Said while inspiring patriotic music plays in the background) There comes a time in every great society when a crisis is reached. And when that time comes the world needs its Washingtons, its Churchills, its Luther King Jrs. Its Sparticuss (spartici?) and its Aragorns to stand up and be the change needed. So basically...do whatever you want.
ReplyDeleteYou should change, only if Barack is willing to subsidize your new haircut. If he is unwilling to do so, you should suggest that he keep his comments to himself.
ReplyDeleteOh, PS--Tell Bryan that the change he needs is Facebook. When it comes to Facebook...um,how can I put this...I find his lack of faith disturbing...
ReplyDeleteCurtis, I cant think of what is most convincing for Bryan, advice from C-Train Gardner, or strategically placed star wars quotes
ReplyDeleteI love how Bryan looks in this pic! haha great hair style that's for sure!
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