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Monday, December 15, 2008

Brent on Politics



Being home has provided us with a very unique opportunity to hear the thoughts of many people on the recent political goings on. One such person is the infamous political commentator, Brent Gilliland. Barely five years old, Mr. Gilliland has made a name for himself in the political world with his catch phrase "I'm not listening!"
Below is an interview with Mr. Brent Gilliland on the politicians, President Elect Barack Obama, and Senator John McCain. Please note that the views expressed in this interview are NOT necessarily the views of Bryan, Tanner, Barack Obama, John McCain, Brent's parents, blogspot, OPEC, the internet, the Whig Party, Walmart, or Taco Bell.

TB (Tanner and Bryan) : Brent, will you tell us about Obama?
BG (Brent Gilliland): Obama makes gas cost a lot.
TB: IN your opinion, what does Obama want to do?
BG: He wants to take over the whole city.
TB: The whole city?
BG: He wants to take over the whole city. And he just wants take over every house. And he is building mouses to get inside the house and light it on fire.
BG: Thank you Brent. I think we should move on. Tell us about John McCain.
BG: McCain just wants to find Obama. He doesn't like him. He just wants to put him in jail.
TB: Thank you Brent, I think we're out of time.

That Brent is the most intense 5-year old we've ever met. Other quotes from him include:
"[My sister] Tess is only 7 years old. My whole family thinks she's 8, but she's not"

"What's 9 plus 2?... 92!" and finally,

"They are not called Fritos! They are called Mac-neetos!"

11 comments:

  1. Where was he during the election?! Do you know how many votes could've been saved had the world known the truth about these politicians?! I'll be sure to check with Brent before I make any decisions come 2012 :)

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  2. Holy crap, I though the mouse thing was just a rumour...oh no...

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  3. Hilarious, between Brent and Cash, we could have our own show! Tanner, you better come clean about your port-a-potty problem!

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  4. I'd like to meet this mythical Brent of which you speak,,,,

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  5. I want to meet that young feller and be his best friend. Just kidding Bryan, I want him to be my second best friend.

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  6. oh s true that guy can be my vice president wheni am president!!!

    i miss ya !

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  7. tanner, yes i remember you! we did baptisms together and sang the EFY medley in my car lol. I also have been stalking your blog and think you boys are hilarious and also that I have to meet Brent, he is a genius

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