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Monday, March 9, 2009

An Apology to Our Readers

I sincerely ask for forgiveness from all those whom I have deceived over the years. I would not have done so if I had known the truth myself. Last night I was given a piece of information that changed my very identity. Since then I have been re-evaluating my life. What is this piece of information you ask? Here it is: The Gillilands are NOT Irish; They are Scottish. I am Scottish! All my life I have told people I was Irish. I have stood proudly, wearing green and eating clover... well, maybe not the clover part. But I have been proud of my heritage. Though, I admit there was always something strange about it. For some unexplainable reason I loved bagpipe music, I loved to watch caber tossing, Sean Connery was my favorite actor, I had an uncanny dislike for the British... okay that part may not be true either. Still, I knew I had Scottish tendencies, but I was too ashamed to admit it, afraid that I would disgrace my Irish heritage. Now it all makes sense. I am Scottish. I am Scottish!



P.S. Last night Bryan found out that he is African.

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9 comments:

  1. TiffanyMarch 9, 2009 at 2:35 PM

    So Tanner . . . I don't know if you know this (or me for that matter) but there are a lot of adults in the Walnut Canyon Ward who enjoy your blog. Especially Snapersize - you have brought some good laughter into our home so thank you. :)

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  2. Race DavisMarch 10, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    thats why bryan can dance like crazy.....

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  3. bridgitMarch 10, 2009 at 11:09 PM

    It all makes sense now

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  4. StephenieMarch 13, 2009 at 9:42 PM

    Hahahahaha um.... that was pretty much the best post you've ever....posted. Bahahaha! I'm so happy you've finally discovered your true heritages. Kudos.

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  5. LoraMarch 18, 2009 at 3:33 PM

    I almost died laughing when I saw the picture of Bryan...priceless.

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  6. AJMarch 25, 2009 at 10:33 AM

    I like the pictures you made with your face on them! Ha ha, priceless!

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  7. AnonymousApril 2, 2009 at 7:39 PM

    Welcome to the Scottish club, now all you need to do is attend a Burns dinner and participate in the Piping in the Haggis- yum!

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  8. Bylas BobApril 17, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    Piper doon. Piper doon! Does this mean you've taken a sudden liking to the musical stylings of Rod Stewart and the Bay City Rollers?

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  9. BaileeMay 4, 2009 at 11:42 AM

    I always knew Brian was African:)

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